A man took out a lemon and squeezed it dry in a crowd

In a crowd, A man took out a lemon and squeezed it dry. He said, “If anyone can squeeze a drop out of this lemon, I’ll give them $100”

Many people tried and no one could get any juice out of the lemon. Finally, a man came up and squeezed out two drops of lemon juice.

The man blinked surprised and asked: “Who are you?”

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. The second man replied, “Income tax officer.”

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A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles…

The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?”

The Texan answers, “You see, it`s like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, hell, I figure that if I have to roll my own, so can she!”

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A woman received a call that her daughter was sick.